Irene aftermath

So Irene is now gone but her destruction on my street will ve felt for quit a while to come, especially since they are saying it could be over a week before we get power back.









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hypothetical help

okay folks this is a must listen to podacast (with just about every other podacast from frogpants studio).  it is the sssshhhiiiizzznnnneettt. scott and turpster give the best advice the money can't buy. the best random advice to random questions on the internet.

hypothetical help podcast

garden under attack

my wife's flourishing condo rooftop garden has come under attack.  recently we lost our entire crop of tomatos thanks to a monking bird.

and now our parsely has been chopped off by a pack of wild caterpillars.

etsy store Desultorious

viagra and cialis-man

been working on a couple new pieces of art made out of precription bottles

if your interested they are for sale on etsy desultorious shop

mini steelers

shot i took at the steelers v redskins preseason game i attend with my pops.

http://www.etsy.com/

Creepy doll

Okay I get what these are but I still find them creepy.



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Ugly baby

Hmmm is this what a baby looks like when they need CPR? Hmmm not suppose to think twice right?


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evoo hater

i hate rachael ray.  why?  i have absolutely no good reason.  for all i know she is a nice, generous, fun person, whom if ever got to know may be a great to be around.  so why then would i say i hate her?

first off i am a petty little man and i can not stand the way she talks out of the side of her mouth. i know it's stupid, but i can't help it, it drives me crazy. 

perhaps the thing that makes my blood boil even more is this "evoo" thing.  okay i get that she apparently likes to use acronyms or short-hands for given things, but what i hate is how after given the acronym she then immediately explains what the acronym stands for.  "now we'll use a splash of our e.v.o.o., extra virgin olive oil."  why use the acronym at all. either play to the people who watch you on a regular basis and use the acronym full time or just say the words, don't use both. 

rrrrr and now i see this stupid saying has become an actual product. i can feel my brain dripping slowly out of my ears.

yes it's a petty thing and there is no good reason to feel this way but i just can't stand it.

i'm sure everyone has a celebrity or someone in your life that you just can't stand for no good reason.  feel free to vent it out, we shall not judge you because we all have them.  don't lie to yourself and tell us you don't.  "oh i love everyone, everyone has goodness in them and that's all i see."

i say B.S. (that stands for bull snot by the way).

Really mailman? Really?

Really? You couldn't make it to my front door?


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After the doors close

So I did it again. I walked to the elevator, pushed the button, the doors opened, I stepped in, the doors closed and I stood there. After 5-10 seconds my brain will finally kick in "you big dumby! You have to hit a button for this thing to move!"

It's not like this is an uncommon occurrence. I would say it's a good 20-30% of the time that I use the elevators at the condo.




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passing of a friend

last night one of my closest friends passed on.  okay so it was actually my dremel, the most used tool in my shed.  my dremel has been used on more projects than i can count and last night while trying to cut some pvc pipe it finally gave out.  i tried to do cpr, which basically consisted of opening it up and staring at it, but it was just too late.  i shall provide him with a proper burial.  good bye my friend.