One of the most frightening sights

How can it be? How did I let it come to this? The one thing that you should never let your home be without. The one thing that my parents always said was a reason for divorce.

To run out of toilet paper is to devolve into an animal. WHY? Why me? Have I angered the cosmos in some way? I must go on! I must go forth into the world and live my life again. No.  I can't do it. I'll just stay here and never go out again.  I must be brave. Think man. Think.  Paper towels! Yes that will work in a pinch. But how to get to them? Ahhhhhhhh my foot is asleep.
Life's too hard.
HONEY! Can you heeelllllpp me pleeeeaaassse?
I think I'm needy.