Saturday, November 13, 2010

I demand a refund

I'm not going to lie my English is not the best, and I can't spell worth a shit. Even with that out there on the table I would like a refund on my tax dollars for every time I here an American with a high school diploma pronounce the word "ask" as "axe". I feel like every where I went today I heard it.

"She didn't axe me to go."

"Did I axe you if you wanted paper or plastic?"

"Let me axe my manager."

Why don't you go hit your manager with a heavy blade at the end of a shaft just to find out if you have any peaches. That sounds like an outstanding course of action. Let me know how it goes so I can come the the trial with my bag of peaches.

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