To tell the truth and warn the world

Okay I can't tell a lie. Okay that's a lie, but I'm going to tell the truth and warn the world about a true danger.

I am having fun writing this blog even if no one reads it. I really like to write it on my wife's iPad. It makes it easy to type anywhere including where I do some of my best thinking, on the toilet. That's right I wrote my last blog about the leaves in my yard while going toity. Okay maybe you think that's disgusting and perhaps I will not live to see another day after she finds out where her iPad has gone (she will probably requesting a new iPad as soon as she sees this), but at least I'm honest. And why would I be honest or even bring this subject up, because I must warn all you iPad users out there.

If you use your iPad while doing your business, do not stand up to fast. I guarantee that more time has passed which you have been sitting there than you think and the likelihood of utter and complete foot sleep is assured. Such was my dilemma. After finishing up I went to pull up my drawers and fell against the wall. My right leg was dead from mid-thigh down. I could have died if I hadn't caught with myself with my face. iPads should come with some sort of toilet warning, although I doubt they care as I'm sure they have some sort of bathroom warranty clause.

Just a little warning.

Oh and don't pretend like you don't read or text or do other things while you're sitting there. I know you do. Don't ask me how I know but you and I both know you do now don't we?