so i just got back from my morning starbucks run. as i traveled down the road with my radio tuned to the local sports radio channel i learned something new about the city i call my home. i heard an ad from one of our cities strip clubs announcing they would be hosting a playboy playmate as she participated in as they called it "richmond's hottest topless hula-hoop challenge." ummmm really?
apparently i've been missing something here in richmond. there must be some sort of underground hula-hoop league. how else could they be calling this the "hottest?" if i'm not incorrect when you add ..est to the end of a word you imply that the following words are in some way a degree better than others that may be similar. are there really enough topless hula-hoop competitions to be able to call this one the "hottest?" how many could there be? there aren't that many strip clubs in the area as far as i know (and no it is not from experience).
ahh perhaps i have misinterpreted the statement. maybe this is the hottest topless hula-hoop challenge because they keep the competition area at roasty, toasty 95 degrees. i doubt other strip clubs would be so bold as to keep there establishments that hot.
so a warning to the world, be prepared to show proof of your statements, we don't have enough time in our busy lives for some low rate un-hot topless hula-hoop challenges.
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