If it weren't for me George Washington would not be on the quarter. That's right I was the vote that put our first president on our 25 cent coin. If it weren't for me Grover Cleveland would have been put on it. I also don't think you may know this but I was suppose to be the first man on the moon but I had a hang nail that week and didn't feel like putting my space boots on.
So what else do you want to know about me? How about the fact that I was the number one eagle scout in America before I was thrown out for using a lighter to start my campfire and light my cigar. The cigar wouldn't have been as much of an issue if it hadn't been a Cuban.
Or how about the fact I wrote the song "dude looks like a lady" one day in the lunch while watching Agnes the lunch lady serve Mac and cheese with a 5 o'clock shadow. Steven Tyler stole the song from my back pack at the pizza barn, while I was playing ms. Pac-man.
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