Dear mrs mcgilaguty
It is my misfortune to have to inform you of the death of you beaver. He died a heroes death at the hands of two escapees from the green mountain home for the criminally insane. The remains of you departed will be shipped to your home after an autopsy is completed. A finer beaver and pet I cannot think of. Please give my condolences to your great uncle Benjamin, I know that he will have great sorrow and will need you more than ever.
Stenson J Pengongton
Commissioner of Beaver Resources, Bimwell County
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